Everywhere Apple imagines you’ll use its $3,499 headset

The first bar has been removed — reviewers agree that the $3,499 Apple Vision Pro is a great tech demo. But is it a new computer model with limitless possibilities? That is not rather impression I got from the company’s marketing, where there are very strong ideas about where and when you will use this technology.

Let’s see, shall we?

You can use Vision Pro:

While sitting in a comfortable armchair, staring into space where there would have been a TV…

Or on a nice chair…

Or a terrible plane seat…

Or stand still in front of a horizontal surface…

Or lie flat.

You can take a few steps, as long as it’s towards the panoramic screen…

Or to grab something really quick…

Before you return to your seat.

Feel free to dance on the spot.

Once you’ve found your station, you can get some work done!

But you’ll probably block out the outside world and watch TV instead. Right?

You see, the Vision Pro is popcorn-friendly.

Don’t worry about any unfortunate interruptions…

When kids or co-workers annoy you, just stare at them, like this. Love will shine right away.

Besides, when it comes to family, you can always sit alone in a dark room with your memories…

… like the father in Minority Report.

Remember to capture those precious moments with your headphones!

You won’t want to miss anything.